Riites of Spring

Standing behind “The Marriage Vow – A Declaration of Dependence Upon Marriage and Family” is a requirement for earning the organization’s endorsement. The pledge entails supporting “federal Marriage Amendment to the U.S. Constitution which protects the definition of marriage as between one man and one woman.” Among other things, it also means backing a ban on pornography.

“When I first read it, I was taken aback by it. I can’t argue that I wasn’t,” Santorum told CNN’s Candy Crowley. “But I understand why they’re saying it, because it does undermine people’s respect for the institution, respect for the people governing this country. If you can’t be faithful to the people that you’re closest to, then how can we count on you to be faithful to those of us who you represent?”

the quote he says at the end is the absolute beginning of a 1984 reality.

“So are we gonna fuck or what? He just didn’t get the nod at the end of the night. So what else was he gonna do? Go home and call in the lefty? Nah, that shit is for quitters. Be a man, go break into a smut shop, and fucking ravage a sex doll!”

These days a quote like this is both heroic and suicide.

“Jon Huntsman said Friday that he doesn’t believe his Mormon faith will be an issue in his bid for the White House, adding that he’s running for president – not to be the nation’s spiritual “guru.”